Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Love Jokes
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
