I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
“I love all mankind!” said the cannibal.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
I love orphans so atleast they know someone loves them
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
orphan- I love abcdefu care taker- why, you dont have anyone to flip off
hey gwen, listen, i know your on this app. fake or not. I love you either way. please, find this faker and finish her off for whats she's done, real Gwen.
*your a real best Gwen*
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.
Roses are red violets are blue Ukraine will go puff
Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
What did the Queen bee of destiny child say? I'm so crazy in love...
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
