Love jokes
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I love Communism.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!