Love jokes
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!