Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Love u baby :^
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
