I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What do orphan want to get for Christmas ... a mother
I fucking love rhubarbs
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
Why do cannibals love sex, they can make there on food
My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I love Mekhi
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
try not to <3
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
who likes fortnite Gwen Stacy is in the game lets goooooo i love her
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off
What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
