Love jokes
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.