What do orphan want to get for Christmas ... a mother
I fucking love rhubarbs.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I love Mekhi
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
try not to <3
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
