What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor!

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus

My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost

Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi

what do you call a Mexican that lost his car?


How did Stephen hawking actually die

He lost wi- fi conection

My friend David lost his ID. Now he is just Dav.

Q What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car

A Carlos

Stephen hawking death was because he lost WiFi connection

The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection

I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case…

Roses are red, my blood is too, And i’ve been seeing it alot more, since i’ve lost you

lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her but on the cliff, so I pushed her over because i lost my balance

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi “Why-Fi”

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

…Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar

Why did Steven hawking die, he lost WiFi connection.

How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

I don’t like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.