Lost jokes

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?

Because it is politically motivated.

That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?

He's all right.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...