Lost Jokes

So an orphan walked into a store he gets lost and the store clerk asked do you need help finding your parent and the orphan ran out crying

My disabled dad went to the grocery store

He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him

Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle

Why can't Americans trade with other countries, we lost the trading center

Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo? Don't know still haven't found them.

so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?

Answer: He works at an Orphanage.

why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the BEAT

I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?

And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky

i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

why did Micheal Jackson run because he lost his glove

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.