How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus

Why did Steven hawking die, he lost WiFi connection.

Girlfriend:I just lost 5 pounds! Me:How many makeup wipes did you need?

Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone… Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato

I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.

I lost my job at a research facility,the people were too chill for me.

“was lost in the woods yesterday,”

“i was in some sticky situation…”

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle mommy i lost my teddybear the mommy water bottle said why don´t you RECAP on what you said?

How did Stephen hawking actually die

He lost wi- fi conection

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says “Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die.” The man from France said, “bring me the poison.” The man from Britain said, “bring me the gun” And the man from New York said, “bring me a gun as well!” The guy was confused but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shotting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, “Well…sh!# that didn’t go as planned.”

What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost

They don’t have to invest a lost into the Stephen Hawking wax statue though

A man lost is left arm. He’s All right now

what do you call a Mexican that lost his car?


How did Steven Hawkins die? He lost internet connection

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I’ve lost my electron." The other asks, “Are you sure?” “Yes,” the first says, “I’m positive.”

Roses are red, my blood is too, And i’ve been seeing it alot more, since i’ve lost you

How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight