Loss jokes
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.