Loss jokes
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)