Loss jokes
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.