Loss jokes
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......