Loss jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹