Loss jokes
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.