Loss jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.