Loss jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.