Loss jokes
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.