Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.