Loss jokes

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because nobody misses them.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)

What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.

Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?

A. He was trying to phone home.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.

Mommy, when will daddy come back?

I'm not your mom...