Loss jokes
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.