Loss jokes

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

What's an orphan's favorite store?

Home Depot.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make it home.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Daddy's Home.

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.