Loss jokes
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.