What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
