Loss jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
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Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.