Loss jokes
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."