Loss jokes
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?