Loss jokes

Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.

What movie do all orphans find relatable?

Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

What store does an orphan hate?

Family Tree.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.

What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?

Nemo was eventually found.

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?

A: Because they actually come back.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.