Loss jokes
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan, sorry.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Someone stole my balls :(
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.