Loss jokes
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.