Loss jokes
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.