Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Memes
My dead grandfather!!!!
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.