Loss jokes
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Memes
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!