Loss jokes
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
My dead grandfather!!!!
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.