Loss jokes
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.