Loss jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
My dead grandfather!!!!
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.