Loss jokes
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
My dead grandfather!!!!
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.