Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake
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Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light
A: Stop looking, I’m changing
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldn’t find his mum
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
Your hair line be looking like the Great Recession
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I don't have a joke keep looking
Your hairline look like the batman symbol
My friend said he saw a blind man I said did he LOOK nice
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
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