My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Look Jokes
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
