Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
what the difference between a dick and a cannon your dick shots longer
Why does it take longer for women to orgasim than men?
Who cares.
My Dick is longer than your life
So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Rapunzels hair is longer then your dads existence
after a week of this she can't stand it any longer. the woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why?
For Sale. Wheel chair. One careful owner. No longer needed.
my penis is longer than one inch.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything
