Longer memes

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Son: Why?

Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?