Loneliness jokes
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What its like being online xd
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.