Loneliness jokes
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.