Loneliness jokes
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.