Loneliness jokes
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.