Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
