Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
