Loneliness jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.