Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Loneliness Jokes
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
hey... anyone wanna talk?
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
