Loneliness jokes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Memes
hey... anyone wanna talk?
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.