Loneliness jokes

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging.

How did the orphan die?

Of sadness.

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

Why are orphans lonely?

Because they don't have parents to talk to.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

What do orphans call a family pic?

A selfie.

What's life if you don't have one...

Why is the skeleton sad and alone?

Because he is with nobody.

Why don't orphans have any friends?

Because they don't have homies.