A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What's the difference between a apple and a orphan
The apple gets picked
Why can't a orphan be in a relationship,,,,
They have no one to call daddy
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why do orphans want to be criminals because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
