Loneliness jokes
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.