Loneliness jokes
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!