My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
