What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
joe mama is joe mama (you're mother) lMAO
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes đ
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Like if your emo LMAO
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one's fun to hit with a sledgehammer the others just a watermelon
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I donât have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why donât orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they canât find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
i hate adopted kids they r ugly snd stupid lmao
this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
