Lmao

Lmao jokes

Mama

  • Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

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  • Toilet Paper

  • Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

    Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

    Twin Towers

  • What did the plane say to the twin towers?

    "Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

    Orphanage

  • Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

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  • Priest

  • The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."

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