
Lmao jokes
Named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I can say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
My life, lmao.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
Fennec users lmao.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
My cock, lmao.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
