Lmao jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to, lmao.

What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

What does LMAO mean?

Launching missiles at orphanage.

Like if you're emo, LMAO.

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Why was the Computer late to work?

'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.