Lmao jokes

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.

A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.

BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to, lmao.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Why was the Computer late to work?

'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

What does LMAO mean?

Launching missiles at orphanage.

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

Fennec users lmao.