Lmao jokes
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
My life, lmao.
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Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
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Hi it’s me. Nobody knows me, but I’m Hedgie or HelluvaHedgehogAlien from the good ol’ days when this site wasn’t so dead lmao. I forgot about this site for more than a whole year, nice to see it’s... less unhinged now (or maybe I’m just desensitized to weirdness by now).
I bet my posts are blocked lmao.
Hi i just wanted to check in i guess to just say im going to take my own life tonight No im not joking im legitimately doing this shit lmao Thanks for cosmo for being nice to me sometimes , lmao. I wish i never faked my death cuz then it would seem more legit. LMAOOO anyways remember me. Yall really just distracted me when i was at a low point. Even though it probably fucked me over more than actually helped me LMFAOOO Anyways thats all i wanna say. Ily guys forever and ever. Even if yall probably groomed me :3