Lmao jokes

My life, lmao.

Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!

outside lmao.

-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

How do you saw an apple with no mouth?

A P P L E

Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!