Living

Living jokes

Depression

    • What's worse than depression & suicide?

    Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

    Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?

    Rihanna

    • Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

    I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.

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    • Living memes

    Orphanage

    • Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.

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    • Living Room

    • 911, what's your emergency?

    Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.

    Well, it's not a living room anymore.

    Me: Hangs up.

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    • Suicide

    • It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

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    • Titanic

    • Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

    Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

    Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

    Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

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    • Dark Humor

    • *Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

    Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

    Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

    Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

    Person 1: "...."

    Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

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    • Taliban

    • If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

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