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Person: 'Doctor, doctor I've only got 50 seconds to live'
Doctor: 'Just give me a minute'
Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
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What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
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I like my women how I like my wine
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement
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Kenny is living with his girlfriend now. He just moved back in with his mom.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things then she told me to go live in it
Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
you have a six minute timer to live but when you breath it resets
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
