A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
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Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
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What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lives Matter
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
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On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous",
I'm dying to live forever !
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What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
