What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
How do homeless people move where there living?
They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
What do you call an Orphan living with ghosts?
Him and his dead family. :(:
you know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
answer: living
why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
I Lick poo for a living... You?
what do you call a living panera bread panera breath
His new music video has been leaked it’s called living in a tree
Hi oooo was the day I was a kid I was going home to school today after dinner 🍽
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
I blend children to make a good living
my life
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
