Little Jokes

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Saw this little gem online and decided to share it

The image is divided into four squares. The top left square contains the word "ACOUSTIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The top right square shows an image of a cigarette. The bottom left square contains the word "ELECTRIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The bottom right square shows a picture of a Juul.

What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.