The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
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Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
I told hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a glock
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away
You know what I told my little brother plane
why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*
I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
There were ten in the bed and the little one said...roll over...
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
