Little Jokes

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My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Every time someone calls you you a little different car? Just say no I’m not

I did a walk today but it was so much better and a walk home 🏠 I had dinner 🍴 night was good fun at home 🏡 night was good night night I was a little off but you were so fun to be a night

One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?

Little Jonny when he makes a Uranus joke Little jonny:I have achieved comedy 😂😂😂😂😂

one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared. After a little while they asked me if I mind isaid no I don’t mind

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Little Johnny went to the beach found some cocane and died the end

so little johnny seen a robbery so he tried to stop the robber to the robbers surprise he was amazed so johnny got 20 shots to the head the end

When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane

You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers

White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”