Little Jokes

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?

Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head

I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.

10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy

teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

"Doctor, I'm shrinking!" "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.