Line Jokes

Setting: Funeral Home

Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.

Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.

Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?

Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.

Customer: Okay?

Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.

By: MiniMemorials.com

I'd tell a Luigi joke but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

S, ss, slalom. A.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.