Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
