Like jokes
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
Like if you blow male cows?
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Y'all smell like ass!
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.