Like jokes

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.

Y'all smell like ass!

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

I don't know what to write here, just like...

Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.

Like if you're short.

I like your mom naked.

Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."