You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
i like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do tell their parents
i like 7/11 bc its like 9/11
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
i don't like twin tower jokes they always tend to crash and burn
Why at the two friends like the twin towers?
They fell apart.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
me.do you like cobble. my friend. no me. gobble deez nuts
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
