Like jokes

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.

Y'all smell like ass!

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

I don't know what to write here, just like...

Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.

Like if you're short.

I like your mom naked.

Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

God = what I hope to be.

Devil = what I can't accept.

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.