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Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

I have no father. Like if you relate.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!