Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Like Jokes
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
