How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
That is so bad, just like you.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
