what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity? A Mexican
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
nobody: aww thats so sad! me: just like me
You look like you playing hide and seek with your hairline
my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
your face is horrific like the state of thw twin towers
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
your hairline so bad it went down like the twin towers
plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake
i hate it when I go to the shop and people are like "oh, hey what are you doing here?" me "oh you know just hunting elephants.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
like if depressed
Like if you will sub to patty mahomes
Commet if you will sub to Parker Finch
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "not now."
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
Osama binladin
Got like 2,997 kills damn thats a new record
