Lifestyle

Lifestyle Jokes

Drink

My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":

Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.

Vegetarian

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

Birthday

How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?

Depends how hard they blow out the candles.

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

Drug

A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

It’s called Trycoxagain.

Assassination

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Weight

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

People

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.