Lifestyle

Lifestyle jokes

When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.