Life jokes
Your life, ahhahaha!
My entire existence.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Life.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
I'm the joke, bitch.
My social life.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
I air.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Everything.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.