What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have incommon their life dosn't last long
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Why did the pencil want to kill himself? He had no point in life.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
ask someone if they are a rhino, if they say yes, tell them "so youre horny" and if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry. You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
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I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
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I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one
A: Who can tell me a joke? B: LIFE.
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
I don't get progressive leftists these days, they claim to be supporting BLM but they aren't pro-life
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do you want to give your life to God and be in heaven
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Wanna here a joke??
My life
