when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a while but set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
I really hate waiting to die..... Its taking a lifetime
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
whats sad and has no life .the person reding this
