My fucking life cya
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
life is like giving head...it always sucks
there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
"Don't worry! Life goes on" "Yeah that's what's had me worried"
Q. what movie represents a orphans life?
A. Spiderman No Way Home
you play gatcha life more like go get a life
My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
My mom said i need Jesus in my life, So I drunk up the holy water ;}.
