Expresso jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
He sing, he dance, he he.
FIERY LOS
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.