Expresso jokes

More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?

Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, bleach.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

Suiiiii!

Despacito.

Siu！！

Wahoo!

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, it's bleach.