Expresso jokes

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, bleach.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, it's bleach.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?

Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)

More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

He sing, he dance, he he.

FIERY LOS

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.