Expresso jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
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What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
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I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
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He sing, he dance, he he.
FIERY LOS