Expresso jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."