Expresso

Expresso Jokes

Depression

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

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  • Cup

    What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?

    Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)

    Life

    More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

    Suicide

    I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."