And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it
whats the difference between life and death......life hurts
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
it says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
How do you know when an orphan is lying.
When they say I swear on my mother’s life
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.
I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous",
I'm dying to live forever !
Death once had a near chuck experience.
