How did Stephen hawking die He ran out of battery life
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
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My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life. I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
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What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life
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my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
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Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
I'm Awake-By-watersharky- Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up. Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy
