Life Jokes

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One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.

my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

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What’s a orphans favorite cereal.

Because it’s the only magical sting in his life

Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus

today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time

why can't you fool an aborted baby? because it was not born yesterday.

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...