Why is the last part of orphanage age ? Because it doesn't matter your age
Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life
Beast joke ever: my life................................oh wait i dont have one...
When I go to weddings old people will tell me I'm next but when I go to funerals I tell old people they're next.
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker
(To a thief) If you like taking things, hbu take my life.
lol i have no life :)
People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!
Life has ups and downs and they had downs
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
