LGBTQ

LGBTQ Jokes

People

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Ambulance

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

People

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Topic

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Refrigerator

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Transgender People

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

Version

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Trans

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

Nazi

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.