Letter jokes
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
o o a a.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
F in orphan means family.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)