Letter jokes
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Nope, nope, and nope.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years? The letter M.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"