Letter jokes
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Memes
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.