Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
