Letter jokes
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Memes
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.