Letter jokes
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.