Letter jokes

Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

One day there was a boy who needed the toilet, so he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes, but before you go, what are the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies, "I don't know, miss..." The teacher says that he will have to wait.

Later, the boy goes home to his mom who is on the phone. He asks, "What is the first letter in the alphabet?" His mom says, "Oh, shut up!" So the boy goes to his dad who is playing darts and says, "What is the second letter in the alphabet?" His dad says "180!" So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks, "What is the 3rd letter in the alphabet?" The sister says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"

The next day, the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again, so he goes to ask if he can go, and the teacher says, "Yes, but before you go, what are the 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy says, "Oh, shut up!" The teacher is angry about that, so she says, "What is the second one?" "180!" says the boy, and the teacher asks him where he is from, and the boy says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"

The end.

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?

O I C U R M T

The "p" in Africa stands for peace.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"

What is mail? Boring.