Letter jokes
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.