Letter jokes

What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?

Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Ppppppp.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

o o a a.

F in orphan means family.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Why do orphans hate the letter F?

Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?

There is no F in "orphan".

Exactly.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.