Letter

Letter Jokes

Parent

Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?

Because they can’t see their parents.

Yo mama

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Alphabet

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

Wife

When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.

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    Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?

    Because all the other letters are not Z's.

    Insult

    I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

    I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

    I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

    Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

    You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

    Sibling

    I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.

    Fridge

    What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?

    O I C U R M T

    Fat

    You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

    Pirate

    What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

    Others: R.

    Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.