Letter jokes
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Hello.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
What is mail? Boring.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Do you know what I found in my letter soup? A space.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.