Letter jokes

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.

How do you say "fish" without the "i"?

Fsh

What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"

My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.

abcdefgjiowqdou;rwohieugrhiosrvhionovruohwu.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why do tables never need wheelchairs? Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?

SPACE.

What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.

Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"

What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?

Not Z.

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!