Letter jokes

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

Ppppppp.

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Time for double joke Tuesday.

What is a bird's favorite letter?

A C gull.

So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.

Kid: You're a dick, you know!

Me: And you're a pussy, you know?

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."

370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.

Bib C, IIf.

Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"

Ii.