Letter jokes
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What is mail? Boring.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Ppppppp.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Bib C, IIf.