Letter jokes
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Ppppppp.
Memes
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
Bib C, IIf.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Ii.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet, so he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes, but before you go, what are the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies, "I don't know, miss..." The teacher says that he will have to wait.
Later, the boy goes home to his mom who is on the phone. He asks, "What is the first letter in the alphabet?" His mom says, "Oh, shut up!" So the boy goes to his dad who is playing darts and says, "What is the second letter in the alphabet?" His dad says "180!" So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks, "What is the 3rd letter in the alphabet?" The sister says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The next day, the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again, so he goes to ask if he can go, and the teacher says, "Yes, but before you go, what are the 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy says, "Oh, shut up!" The teacher is angry about that, so she says, "What is the second one?" "180!" says the boy, and the teacher asks him where he is from, and the boy says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The end.