Letter jokes

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

What does the F in "orphan" stand for?

"Family," but there is no F.

The "f" on orphan stands for family.

How do bees go to school?

They go on a school buzz.

What's after R-P-G?

W.

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Where do Eagles send their children to study?

The Alpha birds.

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?

A, B, C you in hell.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

I love the letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.