Letter jokes
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Hollow Knight Meme
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.