Letter jokes
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.