Letter jokes
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Ii.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."