Letter jokes

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?

A, B, C you in hell.

Where do Eagles send their children to study?

The Alpha birds.

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?

Post Office.

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

I love the letters of the alphabet.

What is mail? Boring.

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?