Letter jokes
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What is mail? Boring.