Bib jokes

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.

Bib C, IIf.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.