Bib jokes

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Bib C, IIf.

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.