abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Nope, nope, and nope.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
how do bees go to school? They go on a school buzz
Yo hairline looks like the letter “O”
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
