Letter jokes
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Nope, nope, and nope.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What's after R-P-G?
W.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.