Letter jokes

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Nope, nope, and nope.

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!

abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"