Letter jokes
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Nope, nope, and nope.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.