Letter jokes
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Nope, nope, and nope.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.