Letter jokes

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years? The letter M.

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"

Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A teapot.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

a

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.

The "f" in orphan is for family.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".