Let jokes
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Let's chat here, Prince.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Memes
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D