Let

Let jokes

Ray

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Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

Batman

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Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Mum

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When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Orphanage

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Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Orphan

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Chat

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Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Prince

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Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chat

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"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Baby

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When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

Text

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Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?