Let jokes
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Let's rock and roll!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.