Let jokes

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Let's chat here, Prince.

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ruff ruff.

Ruff ruff who?

Let the dogs out.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.

I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)