Let jokes
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Let's talk.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."