Let jokes
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Memes
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Let's rock and roll!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!