Let jokes
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Let's rock and roll!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.