Let jokes

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ruff ruff.

Ruff ruff who?

Let the dogs out.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...