Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Let Jokes
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Let's rock and roll!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Let's chat here, Prince.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
