Let's chat here Prince
Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
Hey let’s go we are heading for theTowers!
Wait what?
call 911!
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"
im so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For 0$...
why didt the orphan not play video games with his friends cuz his parents wouldt let him
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
when you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you
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Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
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Batman: I’m vengeance
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad
Batman: ...
Dad: Son it’s been 20 years, please let go
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
Lets rock and roll
Hi how are you busy doing today did I have to text more today after dinner I did text and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠 night is so nice 👍 I did not walk away but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home can you walk
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Friend:Hey let me give you a little riddle theres a table four people who are supposed to sit there is you me will mary in witch or will they sit
Other friend:uhm you, me, mary and will?
Friend 1:nope guess again!
Other friend:okay what about will you mary me? oh wait...
friend 1:OF course!!!!:D
Knock knock Who’s there ? Anita Anita who ? Anita poo let me in
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!” A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?” The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!” Stalin lets him go but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
