Length jokes
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
It's too long, sorry. >:)
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
How long are you? I