Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣
You wanna hear a joke about my penis Don’t worry it’s to long
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
What’s the length difference between ur hairline and saturn. Nothing
it would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline
my dick is like the way home for an orphan,its length is never-ending
