Length jokes
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
It's too long, sorry. >:)
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
How long are you? I