Life is like a penis. It is short
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣
What’s the length difference between ur hairline and saturn. Nothing
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis Don’t worry it’s to long
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
it would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline
my dick is like the way home for an orphan,its length is never-ending
