My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of orphans
Life is like a penis. It is short
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream one and put it in her Her miscarriage
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
