Cow

Tony stark

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground beef hahahahahaha

Die

YOUR MOM

My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn’t my brother because he died of starvation in the basment

Girl

Anonymous

what do call a girl with one leg. ilean

Happiness

Darkness

Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why

He had no legs

Octopus

Yourself

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

Neighbor

Anonymous

What do you call a dog with no legs…

My asian neighbors dinner.

Fat

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom

Cow

Anonymous

What kind of cow has 2 legs?

YOUR MOM!!

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with two legs

Lean beef

Bus

Anonymous

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg? Hop on.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground Beef.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground beef.

Common

Jake

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck

Alabama

Anonymous

What has 50 legs but cant walk??

25 disabled children

Country

Snouticus

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay

Woman

Wife

A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.

Week

not telling u

A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out

Cow

Deer Boy

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

Break

bleep bloop

why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!

Man

Country girl Lexi

Addicted what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore? Damn whore your not that addicted when u spread your legs open for any man no wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass. Lol

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