What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground beef hahahahahaha

My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn’t my brother because he died of starvation in the basment

what do call a girl with one leg. ilean

Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why

He had no legs

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs…

My asian neighbors dinner.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom

What kind of cow has 2 legs?

YOUR MOM!!

What do you call a cow with two legs

Lean beef

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg? Hop on.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground beef.

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck

What has 50 legs but cant walk??

25 disabled children

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay

A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.

A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!

Addicted what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore? Damn whore your not that addicted when u spread your legs open for any man no wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass. Lol